These were recounted to me recently by friends who were at the largest UK literary festival last month and staying in the VIP's hotel:
Sting in the hotel bar as Bob Geldof walked away after a quick chat:
"Everytime I see him he looks more and more like the Ghost of Christmas Past."
Friend who saw Jane Fonda walking earlier in the day into her hotel room on the same floor as his own, later that evening walked past the same room to hear enough nocturnal activity noise for him to ascertain that the lady is quite the screamer.
Not quite as great as her Jon Bon Jovi story last night, but these made me chuckle.