Apparently, a 'surprise' coach load of English tourists just turned up at the Frog Family House.
Frog is currently in a van on a motorway, somewhere between Calais & Dunkerque.
I am in Paris.
Mother, Brother & Sister-in-law Frog are at home trying to work out what to do. I think with a free glass of champagne, the English group might not be too worried about their hosts' lack of English language skills.
Alright, maybe after a bottle ...