I bought a new pair of earrings in the sale that are longer and more dangly than my usual style. I wanted to wear them for work today and was about to ask Frog if they were okay or maybe just a bit too Bet Lynch.
But he wouldn't know who she was, so I didn't ask. I still put them on and now feel very self-conscious in the office convinced that everyone is looking and sniggering about some cultural reference equivalent to 'she wouldn't look out of place pulling a pint in the Rovers Return'. But I'm not sure what that would be in France?